After extensive consultation with Newchange academics, Sir. Ian Plasterton, Director of Architecture and Construction at Newchange has proposed the building of an 'Ivory Tower'. Sir Ian, who is known for a variety of controversial constructions in the UK, including the design and sale of pre-fab homes for the Larger Lady, suggests that the University of Newchange needs an ivory tower in order to provide a 'space where academics can divorce themselves from the realities of real life'. He commented that, 'for many academics, life is becoming too real - there are too many disturbances in the real-life workplace, and reality is interrupting the important work that academics simply just need space and peace to get on with.'
Sir Ian is currently consulting with various plastic manufacturers in order to develop a material that will most closely resemble 'ivory'. Design blue-prints and further details of the Ivory Tower construction scheme will be made available on this website in due course.
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